return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 7 months agoElmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right nowwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@kbin.socialaboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkElmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right nowwww.nbcnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square133fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@kbin.socialaboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoElmo might be on the inside…. But his puppet masters are still fisting him all the same. (Sorry for ruining childhoods.)
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoFist Me Elmo! was a b8g seller a5 thevFolsombStreet Faire
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoWhen an Elmo stands up for himself he gets silenced and they stitch a new one. Younger. Innocent. A naïve Elmo that doesn’t get the same education so he’s easier to control.
Elmo might be on the inside….
But his puppet masters are still fisting him all the same. (Sorry for ruining childhoods.)
Fist Me Elmo! was a b8g seller a5 thevFolsombStreet Faire
When an Elmo stands up for himself he gets silenced and they stitch a new one. Younger. Innocent. A naïve Elmo that doesn’t get the same education so he’s easier to control.