Pinch punch first day of the month no returns
Tropic Thunder is on. All the insults directed at Kirk Lazarus 🤭 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDwj1Gn1fZc
my fave is koala ginger*
Listening to some sales calls today. I get to be the reason why calls are monitored for training purposes
Fandi
If I get this new job, I’m moving closer to civilisation. I’ve had enough of the outer suburbs. More than enough.
Enjoy your day everyone ❤️
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up early for some toast, weak coffee and pain meds
then maybe some restful sleep
I need some movie comedies to watch tomorrow night because the kid’s going to friend’s to sleep over which means the Cookie Monster’s coming to town. Please recommend. I have Foxtel, Prime, Netflix and Stan.
Elvira
Elvira? All I remember of Elvira is she used to appear before movies, like Bill Collins, but draped over the couch. That Elvira?
Yes that Elvira. Full title is Elvira : Mistress of the Dark. It’s beautifully absurd. The accidentally cursed Southern Baptist picnic orgy stands out.
A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell
Spy is pretty fun
Tropic Thunder
Blazing Saddles
any movie with Rik Mayal and Ade Edmonson
The Broken Lizard films are generally good for a Cookie Monster visit. Super Troopers is a classic. Beerfest too but that is kinda aimed at the drinkers.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries…
Edit: Super Troopers is on Disney+ my bad. Apparently Foxtel Now has Beerfest.
I suggested Super Troopers to the man. That might be a goer. Also Flying high because I love that movie and haven’t seen it in ages.
Don’t worry I think I have Plex as well.
After this I just put on Super Troopers now and this opening sequence is what legends are made of. Absolute peak cinema.
Meow?
Sean of the Dead?
And then Hot Fuzz, and the World’s End.
I’m thinking Hot Fuzz, Caddy Shack and Up In Smoke.
Half Baked is my all time fave stoner flick.
Just filled out, scanned and sent off the current batch of documents to the conveyancer.
All this adulting…
Beers been had. Time off is feeling better already
Can’t WAIT to crack a gin! Stupid soda water cooling down too slowly.
Just drink it on the rocks!!
Or neat. The way it was intended
I’ve never heard of soda water needing to cool down.
I sip icy soda water on the side. The waiting time is nil
I don’t think I’ve ever waited for a drink to chill. Ever.
enjoy it while it lasts
Not the gin, the soda water.
Fun Centrelink discovery: Disability Employment Services providers have limits on what compulsory activities they can put on your job plan, so they might put the meetings as voluntary. The issue? The meetings are always mandatory according to Centrelink. The job plan doesn’t actually matter and even if you do what they say you have to do, they can then have you cut off. Great system love it.
In better news: I’m no longer required to interact with them, and instead need to continue seeking volunteer work. Vastly less bad.
Not to mention when you show up and they tell you your provider is on leave/in a meeting/at another site today.
That’s only happened to me once. Showed up, waiting twenty minutes, no one even told me until an hour later when they called to say he was out sick.
He is almost always late though.
It may be “Autumn” but we’ve still got plenty of Smarch weather to look forward to.
We are going to have a very warm Autumn , including the nights
Autumn starting on March 1 has always been bullshit as far as I’m concerned anywhere in Australia. Even in Melbourne (at least the last 12 years).
Aaaaaargh
Is this the random screaming thread?
Excellent idea.
Yaaaarrrrhhhhh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggghhhhh!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Out for dinner northside tonight, would take me at least an hour each way on PT vs 30 minutes driving, and I don’t need to worry about sketchy people on PT home. So I’ve splashed on a carshare thing for a few hours tonight, still cheaper than taking cabs both ways.
I hate that I’ve become so car centric but it really is such a fuck trying to cross the Yarra. I just don’t have the energy and patience that I had when I was younger and licenceless to spend ages on PT.
I want to like you, Spotify DJ… I really do… but STOP RECOMMENDING BEYONCE ETC TO ME, YOU GOON!
Also, I started on the vodkas a couple of hours ago. Responsibly. Cheers and welcome to my birth-season: Autumn. Do you pronounce the N in Autumn? How do you even do that? Get out of here, unnecessary N!
Current afternoon tune to remind us we’re not done yet: https://youtu.be/uNkF_ZpQ4eg
Its for the adjective - autumnal - not pronounced when not an adjective. The other seasons have Springlike, Summery, Wintry. Why not an N?
I’ve never in my life heard Autumnal and I’m sad that Springlike isn’t Springy.
What do the Americans say? Fally? Fallish? Fallesque?
No idea. Fallen? That would be cool.
Vernal - Spring
Æstival - Summer
Autumnal - Autumn
Brumal - Winter
Cheers buddy 🍺
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Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Can you improvise some French toast?
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Scotch egg wrapped in bacon twice please chef
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Chocolate porridge, a milkshake and some cherries please.
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Thanks!
If you halve the thyme, could I get a pear of high steaks and a meet pi.
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Fruit salad please. No bananas!
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sky pretty