“Mr Giuliani’s bankruptcy creditors had previously filed a motion to compel him to sell his condo — the former mayor said he needs it to keep him off the streets and recording his podcast”
Womp womp.
You’re saying this is a problem?
Man, imagine this shit stain of a person becoming homeless. Just picture him not having anything, having to dig through trash for something edible, getting sores and infections because he can’t shower and has to sleep on a piece of cardboard, people knowing who he is and literally spitting on him as he’s trying to beg for money or anything else.
We should use AI to make videos of this, make dreams come true.
I’d offer to run that through stable diffusion but I’m not willing to look at his face that much.
Why does this feel so deja vousey?
Did this all happen a few months ago?
IIRC that was for his apartment in New York.
https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/rudy-giuliani-selling-nyc-apartment/
Which he has since back-tracked on:
https://nypost.com/2024/02/29/real-estate/rudy-giuliani-takes-nyc-home-off-the-market/
Hah, yea, crying ‘I’ll be homeless!’ only works when it’s the last of your residences
Oh no it’s illegal to be homeless in Florida. Can’t we put Rudy up in a nice prison somewhere to save him the trouble?
And…?
Maybe he will finally empathise with those dirty homeless people who should just get a job.
If I’d believe for a second that he might actually end up homeless I’d say “and making anyone homeless for any reason is a bad thing”. But I don’t. And it’s not empathy for him anyway, I just care about the principle of not throwing people into the streets.
Yeah and I mean, I agree with you, but he can get a shitty hole in the wall apartment, he doesn’t need a multi-million dollar condo to not be homeless.
You think his hairs running now, you ain’t seen nothin yet
I’m sure he’ll just pull himself up by his bootstraps and start again!
Quick, someone give him a crippling opioid addiction to speed up the process.
And…?
That’s only supposed to happen to the plebs, not an elite like him!
I wouldn’t feel safe with him on the streets. Can we implement a “stop and frisk” law that targets ancient sex pests?
Surely Don will let him crash on the couch for a couple weeks at least.
Good
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I’m sure Giuliani knows a lot about empathy for the homeless given his time as mayor of New York City. Oh wait, he was actually criticized extensively for his heartless, draconian policies. Maybe I need to look into Buddhism because karma sure feels real right now.
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His best buddy Trump is a real estate genius. The best ever at doing real estate. Maybe he can find Rudy a corner in the totally real rooms that make his Manhattan penthouse 30,000 sq. feet instead of the actual 11,000. The extra space is imaginary, but then so is their friendship because Trump only loves Trump and Rudy is finding that out.
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It’s ok he doesn’t need a house. He can stay at the prison.
Huh. Maybe we should have some kind of safety net to prevent that. Makes you think.
Ah well, too bad. Good luck finding a park bench without a useless arm rest in the middle to sleep on, Rudy.
Yes, that’s how things work: if you can’t pay your bills, you can be forced to sell stuff. I’m sure there are any number of homeless people who also felt it was unfair to lose their homes. And a lot of them lost their homes through medical debt or simple bad luck, not from deliberately trying to overthrow our system of government.
I genuinely truly hope this is the really message that gets picked up and repeated. It is their exact fucking logic for why they show no empathy for the less fortunate -’ they must have done something to put themselves there.’ Cuz it really doesn’t fucking matter that it is Rudy, literally ANY other politician and entitled wealthy jackals would say. The problem is their toxic hypocrisy that costs people their lives.
Phew sorry. Bit of a rant there on your comment.
Now do one with a Springtail
Is that even smaller?
ERMAGERD I fucking love it!
Good.
Shut yer trap Rude, it already cost you 100 million and you still haven’t paid you lying bastard.