April Fool’s Day
APRIL FOOLS
This reminds me of a work colleague, who had his passport issued on 1st April some years ago. Every single time he had to use it, it was questioned … He ended up obtaining a letter from Immigration confirming that the passport was the real deal. You’d think someone would have anticipated this and held up the application for one day, but nooooo.
I don’t really understand why. April 1st is a date just like all the others, and if your passport was fake, you would probably not be putting April fools day on it. I’d only be suspicious of the date if it was a public holiday
Listening to music and slowly putting away the craft stuff into bags. I figure I’m still pretty burned out on it and I can’t wash balls of wool or half made things - so getting them off the floor, out of the way, and sealing them up so any fleas die.
Just do what you can mate. We’re all cheering for ya. ♥
🦥
And here’s the rain now.
Thank fuck, I was wondering whether we would get blueballed like the last time. I am truly enjoying the sound of soaking outside. Whether I’ll like it so much tomorrow morning is another question.
Big sky rumble grumbles down here on the bellarine. Looking at the BoM looks like more grumble rumbles on the way. Hopefully it really gets going tonight so we can get a nice piccy.
Marge!
I was just going to do this, although I had a whole joke lined up about how odd it is I’m making a joke about something that predates me by like a decade
Haha sorry to cramp your style.
I’m at a party. It’s been almost a decade maybe since I’ve been to one and it feels nice but it takes some getting used to.
i was about to express disappointment but radar shows more incoming
Thank you for keeping us a breast
I don’t want breast, it’s too bland!
I have no idea what it is but I can hear a constant low rumbling coming from somewhere. It’s weirdly comforting because I used to live somewhere that had a similar sound and it reminds me of that.
Also I’m not looking forward to the internet being very annoying for a day. Grumble grumble
Make it 2 days. You’ll get pranked by us normal people, and then the yanks and assorted people on the other side of the date line will get in on it tomorrow
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month. No returns.
ha ha
I just got reported on another site for telling someone they should never go full retard …lol
Help my Lemmy just became Reddit!
spoiler spoiler
Just ignore the fact I only have like 2 jokes about reddit, and that I don’t know how to inspect element pictures around
God this was such a bad joke. I was only gonna change one thing, then I spent 20 minutes changing many things
The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.
Too bad because I ate the eggs already.
One of those eggs would have hatched to become Jesus 2.0. You’ve doomed us all.
At my age? That would be a miracle.
So was Mary’s sister when she got pregnant with John
Hmm… looking at the date today I’d say you’re facon
i am tofu
No you’re natto
Incredible effort by bacon to go as far as renaming themselves!
And here I am going ‘who is Tofu?’ My brain is fried.
You wake up expecting bacon but you end up with tofu 👎
What a let down!
recaptcha freaks me out with all the people riding motorcycles wearing light sandals and shorts, no gloves
Well that got a bit intense. The rain got so heavy traffic slowed down to about walking speed and multiple people decided to just pull over and wait instead. I got totally drenched running the 5m from my car to my front door. I’ve changed into dry clothes and Miss Meow is now ensconsed on my lap purring. Mr Woof has forgiven me for the lack of a walk and is also on the couch for moral support.
The rain intensified while we were already enroute thankfully. Wife was enjoying her time listening to the rain and cheering on the cars ahead of us as we all queued up to drive through a puddle at 25kmh lol.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the heaviest rain will have mostly cleared by 7am, when I need to walk to the carshare and then drive to work…
We’ve had our ten drops of rain. Rain now finished.