Once a Bronco, Always a Bronco.
Oh God! C’mon dude! It’s the other fat guy in a red hat! Do I have to use one of my remaining wishes again!!! Is that how prayers work now? But what if I think of a wish accidentally? Oh man, I was thinking about Boeing engine covers the other day and how flimsy they are. I didn’t mean that wish, can I get back the credit? Oh shit, I have to take back the Mindy wish too! Sorry Mindy! I’m sure they do make bras for 3 boobs in double D’s…right? Or can we take it back? Oh please take it back! Oh please God! Oh please St Peter, help me find my keys too…hey men!
I was having a bad day. This is good news.
If they have an open casket with him wearing the gloves I will be giddy
I hope he only lives up to 76 one time! Otherwise it sounds really painful if he keeps dying like that every single time he’s 76.
They finally squeezed the Juice.
I’m glad he got away with it
Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead.
That’s gold, Jerry.
GOLD!
It will be interesting to see what the Bills do. He played a bit before my time, but he was a big part of the Bills identity in the 70s.
I’ve heard lots of stories about how good OJ was at knifing through the backfield…
Are we still doing “phrasing”?
I phrased that perfectly, thank you very much…
Yes, you did. 🤌
Rest In Piss
Actual article title: O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76.
Rule 4 says hi.
One of the few times where you root for the cancer
I personally think he was guilty and that the jury made the right decision. Such a fucking mess.
They tried to frame a guilty man.
Yeah, the lawyer did a great job creating “reasonable doubt.” I think if we want a justice system that defaults toward innocence, we have to be willing to let a murderer out on the streets for every 100 innocents who also walk. I’d rather have that result than jailing 100 innocents so we can catch the one murderer.
I really don’t think the doubt was reasonable. At least I’m 100% certain he was guilty and was ever since I watched the car chase. The cops fucking up the investigation has no impact on what I saw with my own eyes.
An innocent rich man doesn’t fucking run away from the cops and have to be talked out of suicide to face trial. No fucking way.
Tell us more about your illustrious legal career.
Reasonable doubt is a question for the jury, which requires no legal experience at all. Don’t you feel silly?
You may need to retake criminal law.
I like to smoke whatever it is you’re smoking, cause you’re dense. A jury requires no criminal law expertise to come to that conclusion.
Mostly weed, but I have been to law school, have you? It’s not quite so simple.
I’d rather let 100 guilty men go free than chase after them
You think so? I don’t know… I mean, he did publish a book that detailed exactly how the crime happened and why but the title is called “If I Did It” not “I Did It” so we can’t be sure…
Well it wasn’t the first part that would be controversial.
if
Damn that’s a small if.
That was the result of a lawsuit from the parents of the man he murdered. They got the rights to the book and released it that way.
The Goldman family bought the rights to OJs book and redid the cover to make it look like that so that “I Did It” jumps out at you.
I personally think he was guilty.
So do the rest of us, there’s mountains of evidence to prove that he was guilty.
and that the jury made the right decision. Such a fucking mess.
So you think he was guilty, and that it was appropriate for the jury to acquit him for the murder?
Explain to me please, why you think deaths were justified and that OJ deserved to walk free if he’s guilty?
“why you think deaths were justified”
They didn’t say that.
Because the prosecution failed to make their case, mishandled the evidence, and were torn apart by a well funded defense.
Nothing justifies the deaths, and I would not try to. But being able to mount a defense against charges made on you by the government is a cornerstone of our justice system.
Thus I do feel comfortable saying that I think he was guilty and that the jury acted properly. The case was NOT well presented at all, even with all the evidence they had.
“Justice” system. I have money so I can kill people.
The prosecution shit the bed so I can kill people.
OJ was the villain when it comes to the murdering, the prosecution team was the villain when it comes to bringing him to justice.
Ok, now, listen to me very carefully. It doesn’t matter, how shitty the prosecution is, You still can’t kill people. You realise that, right?
Are you intentionally missing the point that someone still has to prove you did it? Or do you just want random people to be convicted of murder since murder isn’t allowed?
I was wondering why the world felt like it was a better place.
I’m glad that cancer was finally able to shake the OJ Simpson disease and is feeling much better.
Well. As Norm McDonald said, it’s more of a draw: in this case the cancer also died when OJ died.
