This Man Wants to ‘Save the World’ By Letting You Jerk Off Into a Computer
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The creator of the gimmicky DIY sex sleeve says any criticism against the Orifice is “gene warfare."

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

  • V0ldek@awful.systemsEnglish
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    3 months ago

    When men stop seeking non-reproductive sex from human women, it’s going to lead to an increase in reproductive sex.

    Take me there, dude. How. How the fuck do you imagine this would happen.

    • Deborah@hachyderm.io
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      3 months ago

      I am pretty sure he thinks dudes can Lysistrata their way into blackmailed reproductive sex, but bro isn’t aware that women have access to (1) batteries, (2) fingers, (3) plug-in hitachis, (4) flexible shower heads, (5) non-powered accoutrements, (6) other women, (7) also enbies, and (8) all the het and bi guys who don’t want to fuck spicy autocomplete.

      • V0ldek@awful.systemsEnglish
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        3 months ago

        And I would imagine all of those provide much better intimate experiences than mr Promptfucker here.

  • electric_nan@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    3 months ago

    What is so stupid is that all of these fucks could get laid if they really wanted to, but they won’t “lower their standards”. They would literally rather jack off into this abomination. Log off, touch grass, etc.

  • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    3 months ago

    I never expected to read the words “generative moaning” and understand what they mean, yet here we are. What a time to be alive.

  • Evinceo@awful.systemsEnglish
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    3 months ago

    It’s a box with a silicone sleeve, cameras and some LED lighting in it, like if the Gom Jabbar pain box from Dune was crafted by a horny gamer.

    omg they even called it the right thing (box-o-pain.)

  • flicker@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    So that guy is an absolute nutjob and I hope someone, somewhere, is monitoring him.

    But the whole… threatening to take non-reproductive sex away from women as a punishment is so mind-bogglingly, brain-scramblingly batshit.

    This guy resents women for not fucking him so hard he’s trying to revolutionize sex for men. He hates his lack of straight sex so hard he’s exclusively thinking about dicks (and this is a guy who uses “gay” as an insult!)

  • carlitoscohones@awful.systemsEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Oh, this guy Bryan seems like a real prize.

    Existing toys for men are dead, limp, flaccid, gay …

    … we’re going to take non-reproductive sex with human women off the table as a commodity. It’s gone. Can’t trade money for it. Can’t trade a meal for it…"

    • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      3 months ago

      thinks current sex toys are gay

      obsessed with getting dudes off so good they won’t want women anymore

      Hmmmmm.jpg 🤔