https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
Oh, fuck, yeah! That shit was great!
I taste cocaine when I read that
I taste cocaine every time I read that! It’s one of the defining elements of the article, and it’s not mentioned once. They capture it really well.