No, deer are rats with hooves.
Some of them also have spiky heads.
Deer are delicious rats with hooves
They’ll also eat absolutely anything, including other deer, and many are infected with CWD which basically turns them into zombies 🤔
Rats are cute and intelligent.
And host tasteful dining experiences.
and carry tasteful plagues!
Geese are uh well…geese
Opossums are my favorite animal. They’re so cute!
Cobra Chicken. That is all.
Hey!
Geese are TASTY
I like their fatty livers.
I smoked one for Christmas. Delicious. Oh, and smoked goose fat is amazing.
I wish I was able to digest fat 😭
Very tasty and when cooked properly at the right time of year are more like a roast beef than poultry.
I’ve had it roasted whole over a fire, roasted like a turkey in the oven, boiled in stew, pan fried, split roasted over a fire, smoked, seasoned and preserved in salt, pork fat and goose fat. I grew up eating it with rice, potatoes, carrots and dumplings. I could drink the gravy like an energy drink. I used to sit with my mom every spring to roast dozens of gizzards and hearts while I helped her pluck, gut, prepare the birds for smoking and eating.
In the wilderness I’m not afraid of geese because i see them as food. In the city I’m afraid of geese because if I killed one to eat, I’d be arrested for some kind of law and sent to be evaluated for a mental disorder.
Inside a goose’s mouth.
That’s all I have to say on the matter.
nothing says “you looking for trouble mf?” better than red bordered eyes and a tongue filled with tiny razors
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Turtles are SURPRISINGLY FAST and also have SHELL ACCESS so every Linux geek should appreciate them
“Squirells”
It’s a crossbreed of squirrels and Purell
At least they’re clean!
We have geese here and basically come in during spring and literally take over. They are all over the beach, shit on every grass patch and generally have attitudes when you walk by. Some even posturing up like they are going to charge.
They are the assholes of the bird kingdom. They sit on roof tops and beak off from 4am to 7am, honking like a meteor is headed right for us.
They are unlovable!
Just because they do not take shit from humans and are violent avian insurrectionists that absolutely will ruin your day doesn’t mean they are unworthy of love.
Those most needing of love are the hardest to love.
You got a problem with Canadian Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
When I was growings up, we’d be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin’ their babies. Must be fuckin nice!
I don’t think you’re scarier than the geese
Thanks for the reminder! I totally forgot to marinate that goose.
Those are Canada’s fucking gooses!
Would a beginner know the difference between and American or Canadian goose? Asking for a friend who wants to get into fuckin gooses.
get into what?
Geese will kill you for looking at them funny
Nobody thinks of the poor possum holding it down for marsupials in north America
Ravens make this gurgling throw up noise which is pretty cool
They also form symbiotic relations with wolf packs for hunting, even forming bonds with pups by playing with them.
No wonder theyre associated with Odin, smart, tricksy, assholes, likes wolves.
Squirrels aren’t just good climbers, squirrels are professional circus performers who are constantly putting on free shows for everybody.
Squirrels are hilarious, they don’t get enough credit.
My neighborhood squirrel hung upsidedown on our bird feeder holding the top with his feet while he ninja’d seeds out of the feeder. I was more impressed than anything.
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.
Geese saved Rome!
(Of course, having the city infested with geese instead of Gauls might not have been a particularly preferable outcome for its citizens, but at least they were already used to the geese, inasmuch as one can get used to geese.)