Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual so that I could be happy with myself being a virgin forever.
I did Google “closest brothels to Canada” and it seems like there are plenty in Canada. Apparently, while it is illegal to buy sex, police don’t enforce this as they have plenty of actual crimes to be keeping themselves busy with.
So, if it means so much to the OP, they should save up their pennies and go somewhere like Vancouver.