• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 days ago

    I, too, fantasize about my coworkers wondering where I am, cue comedy smash cut to my slowly swinging corpse

    If/when I do kms it won’t be by hanging but it’s a funnier mental image

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        11 hours ago

        On antidepressants and in therapy, which is why I am still here. It is funny, though. Imagine it:

        Scene: several people are sitting in a zoom call, with cameras on. It’s dead silent.

        Coworker 1: Should we just get started?

        Coworker 2: Probably, pix’s missed the other meetings today too, I doubt they’ll show up now.

        Coworker 3: I’m starting to get pretty sick of them being so unreliable. I hope whatever they’re doing instead of at least letting us know they won’t be here is important.

        Hard cut to my torso and legs, neck and head out of frame, gently swinging suspended above the ground

        This continues for a couple seconds, letting the shock factor linger, before the Seinfeld outro slap bass starts playing

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        8 days ago

        That’s nothing to joke about.

        Like hell it isn’t. For some of us, joking about these things are how we stave them off.