alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 年前Putin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residencewww.express.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down122
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minus-square🇨🅾️🇰🅰️N🇪@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up164arrow-down2·1 年前I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
minus-squaregoforliftoff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89arrow-down2·1 年前I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 年前The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
minus-squareShaolinRaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-21 年前Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 年前“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.” Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
minus-squarejasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
minus-squareZ3k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 年前Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”
Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
From the makers of KnifeWrench™️
Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
“phew. Last strip…blyat”
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