Every scene where someone wrinkles Troy’s brain is great. That man might be the only person who got smarter at Greendale.

The whole ad seems to be a ripoff of a Paul Harvey speech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_God_Made_a_Farmer

Harvey’s wikipedia page describes him as a close friend of Joseph McCarthy, Billy Graham, and J. Edgar Hoover.

Taking the general lesson to the specific application can take training. Not everyone will understand taxes just by reading. Look at how many adults now a days don’t understand tax brackets as a good example. Tax brackets are something that is fairly simple to explain and yet we have a good portion of adults who don’t understand them and will insist they get less money while getting a raise.

My first sentence isn’t bogus, you just happened to understand the general lessons and apply them to the specific application. Other people find that challenging.

Kids should learn about taxes and other important life lessons. However musical studies help kids a lot. It improves memory, hand eye coordination, increases grey matter in their brains, improves fine motor skills…all sorts of benefits come from learning a musical instrument. Plus once they can actually play you’ll have a live in classical jukebox.

“News”

All these shots are from the episode Rules of Engagement, where Worf blows up the cloaked vessel that had klingon bodies aboard. The klingons insisted they were alive before Worf fired but an investigation shows they weren’t.

Does a reboot fix the issue? Seems like it’s recognizing something as a phone number which isn’t a phone number. A reboot might reset whatever daemon is causing the issue.

Horse Hat rustling is punishable by hanging in Texas.

My dragonborn warlock doesn’t understand your joke.

The orange idiot probably thought this was a documentary:

Looks just like any other crust-acean.

I like this plain, simple meme.

If inflation has eaten away at your 6 figure salary that hasn’t been updated since 2009 imagine how the plebs making $7.25/hr feel.

Per comments from Holmes himself, the idea for the name had nothing to do with Tolkien’s works, nor the movie. It was instead to denote royalty and lordship. I have seen nothing in any of the reporting to indicate that this had to do with anything other than the name of the food truck. The truck wasn’t going to be themed after the books or films. There wasn’t going to be any trade dress or vehicle wraps harkening back to those works of fiction. There wasn’t to be a flavor of chicken called “One wing to rule them all.”

So trademark holders being douchebags as usual. The Lord of the Rings isn’t associated with chicken wings in anyway so how could consumers be confused?

Ensigns, I’ve had a few

But then again, too few to mention

I did what I had to do

And killed them all, without exemption

I planned each charted course

Each careful warp along the byway

And more, much more than this, I did it Janeway

I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don’t mind.

What time did you guys have to get up in the morning?

Does every writer write for one character?

What’s a best boy?

I saw it in the credits once.

Why don’t they call it Planet Trek? You never go to a star. Not one episode.

I hope I’m a gimmie and not a dim.

I was a counter battery radar operator. The systems I used 20 years ago had these neat things called electronic counter measures. I guess russia never got the message that it’s not a smart idea to radiate in a zone with anti-radiation missiles.