Only took them five years.

Written by Nasser Al-Khelaifi.

Kind of true though, was the same when he was at City too.

He’s a false nine and scoring goals isn’t the most important aspect of that role, much like Firmino at Liverpool.

That being said, he does need to turn up with a few more goals if he’s going to stand a chance in this Brazil side, especially since Richarlison is injured.

Pretty expensive XI too.

• Thibaut Courtois: £35m

• Jurriën Timber: £38.5m

• Wesley Fofana: £75m

• Éder Militão: £45m

• Tyrone Mings: £25m

• Gavi: Free (Youth signing)

• Emiliano Buendía: £38m

• Ivan Perišić: Free

• Yeremy Pino: Free (Youth player)

• Neymar: £87m

• Breel Emobolo: £10m

TOTAL: £353.5m

My dude, are you still trying to push this narrative that the UK is a police state?

Just take the L and move on.

I’m sure he’s not a bad person

Good people don’t tend to mock children who died from cancer, just saying.

Spent lots and lots and lots and lots of money while being bankrolled by one of the richest owners in the league?

What a fucking moron.

Basically torn his own world apart for literally no reason at all.

For anyone who can’t click on the link, in doing this utterly fucking stupid thing, he has:

• Been given a 5-year stadium ban.

• Had to pay a £154 victim surcharge.

• Had to pay £85 in prosecution costs.

• 12-week suspended prison sentence (suspended for up to 18 months).

• Ordered to do 200 hours of unpaid work.

What a fucking moron.

It even says in the article that he’s had to move out of his parents’ home because of the backlash his actions caused, and apparently his relationship with his partner has been affected too.

Can’t believe someone would willingly do something like that anyway, such a stupid and unkind thing to do, and that’s even before you get to how fucking stupid it is to do these days anyway, especially when we live in a world where everything is recorded.

I just don’t really get the consistency here.

I personally have no issue with VAR not being able to rule that the ball went out of play. I think Gabriel was fouled in the build-up and I still don’t see how they didn’t have the correct footage for the offside, but that’s another matter entirely.

My point is that if there wasn’t enough evidence to rule out whether or not Willock had run the ball out for them to act, then why was Rashford keeping the ball in play against Brighton not given the same advantage? Surely, they had the same level of evidence for that, no?

It is thought around £245m in additional funds will be made available by Ratcliffe for infrastructure works related to the stadium.

Seems like the only decent thing to come out for this for United fans, so far; Old Trafford has been crumbling for years now.

United really coming for the FC Hollywood title.

I’m baffled United willingly paid the money Ajax were paying.

I absolutely refuse to believe that there wasn’t some other left-footed winger they could have gotten for a fraction of the price.

Life really has come fast for him.

When he was signed he was seen as one of the jewels in the English crown. Excellent performances in Germany, German pundits baffled that Southgate wasn’t starting him ahead of the likes of Foden and Saka, massive salary, £73m price tag and a boat load of promise.

Fast-forward now and he’s basically just a rotted husk of what he was. Never performs when he plays (or rarely), has a piss poor attitude, just fallen out with his manager, dropped from the England squad because he never properly trains, suspended from actual first-team football because of the falling out with his manager and now just fucking around on EA Sports FC at 01:00 in the morning.

What a fall from grace.

What a turn from Gabriel Jesus.

Why would they do that though?

United’s midfield may actually be able to progress the ball now.

Feel like the ship has sailed now.

Proper England players don’t turn their backs on marginalised groups and throw away everything they believe in for a payday they don’t need, Harry.

John Bar-nez?

Pretty embarrassing that he’s only one ahead of Erling Haaland, despite playing in an objectively much worse league.