RockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前keep going lads!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1899arrow-down118
arrow-up1881arrow-down1imagekeep going lads!lemmy.worldRockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前message-square96fedilink
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 个月前He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location. You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
minus-squarepinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything. 🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.
Launch that sumbitch into space.
He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.
You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.
🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.