Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual so that I could be happy with myself being a virgin forever.

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    But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.

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      Go join the porn industry.
      I can see the title now, “sad virgin boy gets pegged by multiple women”.

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      There are other countries than canada. But that probably isn’t a possibolity for you, with your can’t-do-attitude.

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        True I could go to Germany and pay a woman to have sex with me. But the problem is that I do not know how to speak German.

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            I did Google “closest brothels to Canada” and it seems like there are plenty in Canada. Apparently, while it is illegal to buy sex, police don’t enforce this as they have plenty of actual crimes to be keeping themselves busy with.

            So, if it means so much to the OP, they should save up their pennies and go somewhere like Vancouver.

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      Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Also, I know hookup culture has changed a lot in the decade and a half since I was your age but it’s still possible to have sex at not be in a relationship

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        Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

        I’d have definitely had a lot less fun if I’d steered clear if anything that breaks the law.

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        The problem is I’m a ugly old man so unfortunately no very attractive woman is ever going to have sex with me just for the fun of it.

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          Ig I just assumed you were younger. Regardless, appearance is 50% something you can actually control. Just learn to dress well and how to hold a conversation